Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Here's a refreshing dose of stress on the rocks! π§π πΉ Related funny posts π€ My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if itβs cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day? Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?