Death by a thousand stupid questions. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a slow day at the office! 😂🙄📚 Related funny posts 🤝 My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.