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It's like we're all modern witches casting spells through the power of finger-tapping! 🧙♂️📱✨
19 Funny glass quotes
Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?
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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.
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Here's a refreshing dose of stress on the rocks! 🧊😅🍹
Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.
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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧
While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.
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Guess they were too busy debating to realize they were getting "de-hydrated" from the conversation! 😆💧🥤
People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.
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Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
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"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.
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When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥
I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.
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"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦♂️ #LostAndThirsty"
