Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
  • Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
  • You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
  • Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
  • You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”