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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Witty text about a rough relationship making you relate to Taylor Swift songs.

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"When your relationship reaches Taylor Swift level drama, it's like you're living in your very own country music ballad. Just remember, there's no shame in belting out those lyrics and pretending you're in your own music video โ€“ complete with the dramatic breakup scene and inevitable revenge plot twist!"



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