Commentary:
Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
Funny break up quotes
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.
Commentary:
Breaking up with your stylist takes more negotiation skills than a peace treaty 💇♀️✂️🤝
Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.
Commentary:
Sounds like they took the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" a bit too seriously! 😂🚫 Looks like their relationship was Super Effective against their Pokémon Go friendship! Gotta move on to find that shiny new partner in the tall grass of love! 🌿❤️
Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.
Commentary:
"When your relationship reaches Taylor Swift level drama, it's like you're living in your very own country music ballad. Just remember, there's no shame in belting out those lyrics and pretending you're in your own music video – complete with the dramatic breakup scene and inevitable revenge plot twist!"
Relationship status: he escaped.
Commentary:
"Relationship status: he escaped 🏃♂️ Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 🤣 #RunawayLover"