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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.