Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isnβt! ππΈπ" Related funny posts π€ Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! You can fake a smile, but you canβt fake jazz hands. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them. I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.