Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully" Related funny posts 🤝 There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm. If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well. Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view. Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.