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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.