Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one veteran that never saw any action! 🍌🪖 Related funny posts 😂 I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull. It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better. Listen to the birds, not the news. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.