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That's just efficiency gym: the laziest workout that still counts! 🏋️♂️😅
Funny active quotes
I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.
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Actively avoiding stress, one nap at a time! 😴✌️
Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.
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Trying to drop my comedy masterpiece before it gets buried in GIFs 😂🤣🎤
I have a very active anti-social life.
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Living my best introverted life! 🛋️😎📚
Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.
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That's one veteran that never saw any action! 🍌🪖
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.
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Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
I have the bruises of a much more active person.
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"Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"
Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.
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"Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"
Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.
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🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife