I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! ๐ธโจ๐" Related funny posts ๐ค I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others. I donโt even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if itโs godโs will, money will be debited. Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges? Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science. Iโve found God. Itโs my turn to hide now.