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Funny condom quotes

Funny condom quotes bring a cheeky twist to safe sex conversations 😄🛡️ Whether you’re looking to break the ice or add some humor to your night, these witty lines will have you laughing while staying protected 😂💥 Stay safe, stay silly, and keep the good vibes rolling with a smile and a snug fit! 🎉💫 #SafeAndFunny

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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