Commentary:
If hiding from the draft were a sport, I'd have a gold medal by now.
Funny duty quotes
As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.
Commentary:
Embracing the solemn responsibility of binge-watching entire series without interruption—I'm essentially doing it for the kids! 🍿📺😂
Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.
Commentary:
That's one veteran that never saw any action! 🍌🪖
Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.
Commentary:
"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"
Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
Commentary:
"Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️♂️💸"
People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
Commentary:
"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"
Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.
Commentary:
"Looks like the courtroom sketch artist misunderstood 'presumed innocence' as 'presumed stinkiness'! 🤣💨 Better watch out for those odoriferous accusations! #StinkLinesOfJustice"
Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.
Commentary:
When a missing artifact sounds more appealing than a missing meeting request! 🏺📚😄