Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've switched to "auto-pilot mode" today! 🚦🤔🚗 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day. Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.