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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.