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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo on Feb 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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