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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Commentary:
"Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, government, gun, humor, hurricane, irony, own, research, safety, shoot, skepticism, thanks on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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