Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back! Related funny posts ๐ค Remember itโs Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December. If Iโm ever found dead in the woods, itโs probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.