Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting. Commentary:"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.