Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.” Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen. Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year. Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.