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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
44 Funny bag quotes
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?
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Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
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"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
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"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.
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"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"