34 Funny bag quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you haven't lost all your marbles… yet! Just be careful not to let them roll out through that small hole in the bag – you might need them for a game of mental juggling later!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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