Commentary:
"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
Funny binge quotes
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
Commentary:
Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
Commentary:
In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
Commentary:
When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
Commentary:
Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.
Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"
What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?
Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes 19 seasons of hospital drama to cure the Monday blues 🏥💉✨ Who needs medical school when you've got Netflix therapy, am I right? 😄 #bingewatchingforhealth"
I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.
Commentary:
Guess you're the ultimate digital hoarder! Don't forget to declutter your screen sometime! 📺😂📦