Some people are like wallpaperβ¦ same pattern repeating every time. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Like a human screensaver on repeat! ππΌοΈπ Related funny posts π€ I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver. I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!” The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.