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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Making waves on Messenger:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Going viral on WeChat:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Just landed via Facebook:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Trending via Discord:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Reported on Pinterest:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Home » Funny Repetition Quotes

23 Funny repetition quotes

Funny repetition quotes are the perfect blend of humor and déjà vu 🤪🔄, turning everyday repeats into laugh-out-loud moments! Whether it’s the same joke told twice or that catchy phrase stuck on loop, these witty lines will have you chuckling every time life hits repeat 🔁😂. Ready to embrace the silly side of déjà vu? Dive in and enjoy the fun ride of hilarious echoes! 🎉🤣

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5 days ago
Share →: It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Commentary:
Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉
1 week ago
Share →: I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Commentary:
And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦‍♂️🔄📜
1 week ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
2 weeks ago
Share →: “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈
2 weeks ago
Share →: “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Commentary:
Guess we're in a Hell Groundhog Day! Where's Bill Murray when you need him? 🔄🔥😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Commentary:
"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Commentary:
"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Commentary:
"Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Commentary:
"Repetition is the key to remembering apparently… Wait, what was I saying again? 🤔🔁 #MemoryIssues"

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Shared recently on Slack:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Spotted on X:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Shared recently on Slack:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Spotted on YouTube:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Breaking via X:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Just landed via Twitch:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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