Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
