Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSome people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me. I’m going to hell in every religion. There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.