Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
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"Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"

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