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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.