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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.