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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.