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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.