At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! π€£ππ¨βπ§βπ¦ Related funny posts π€ As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, thatβs why trolling them is so vital. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, βI canβt pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!β A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dadβs sneeze. If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode. My hobbies include saying, βIβm so tired,β and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.