Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.