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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

About to form my very first opinion.

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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