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- My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
- Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
- Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
