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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.