Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools. I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult. Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me. When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.