Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.
  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
  • Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?
  • Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.
  • I don’t do revenge. You’ll fuck yourself up better than I ever could.