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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breathe, carbon, carbon dioxide, dioxide, humor, i, nature, plants, remember, reminder, self-worth, useless on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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