Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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"Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! πŸŒΏπŸ’¨ Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! πŸŒ±πŸ˜„"

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