Commentary:
Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Funny breathe quotes
It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.
Commentary:
"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃♂️💨🤣"
Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.
Commentary:
"Who knew that hill-walking could be mistaken for an emergency cardio workout? 🚑 Next time, maybe we'll add a fake oxygen tank for dramatic effect! 💨 #WalkingTales"
Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
Commentary:
Oh, the dramatic struggle between the wine connoisseurs and the impatient wine lovers! 🍷💨 Maybe they should give the wine a tiny CPR course to revive it faster? 😄 Remember, folks, wine is for sipping, not for saving! Cheers to letting the grapes do their thing in peace! 🍇🍷
I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.
Commentary:
"Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem"
I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.
Commentary:
Looking for someone who loses more air than a leaky balloon every time I walk by 😂💨❤️