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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.
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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so Iโm just going to keep doing that.
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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speakerโs nose to make it look like they have a booger.
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