Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself. Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.