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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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