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Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
58 Funny send quotes
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? 📚😂
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.
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Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already!
I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.
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Brains in the mail! 🤔📬 #FairTradeThoughts
They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.
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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.
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When you hit send and immediately enroll in a witness protection program 🤦♂️😂📲
Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.
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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅