Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.