Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?