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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, funny excuse, humor, mom, outside, self-esteem, sorry, ugly on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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