Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
  • Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.
  • Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
  • My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
  • Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?
  • My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.