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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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