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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.