Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana ๐๐ฆ. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess. Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time? People who remember to drink water, whatโs that like? You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and theyโll be like โohhh, thatโs actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.โ