Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.