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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.