Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Commentary:
“Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals”

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