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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.