Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Commentary:
“Ah, the fine art of laziness, where naps become masterpieces and procrastination is the paintbrush 🎨💤 Who needs energy when you can just pretend to be resting for tomorrow’s exhaustion, right? 😂 #LazyButProud”

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