Tested positive for being single af Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like I aced the solo life exam! π No partner, no problem – just me, myself, and I rocking the single life like a boss! πββοΈ Who needs a +1 when you're already a complete package? π #SingleAF" Related funny posts π€ You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas. Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. If you love someone, let them sleep.