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Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! 😅🙃 #MasterOfPessimism
18 Funny positive quotes
What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.
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Just remember: an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute! Choose wisely! 😂✈️🪂
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.
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That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦
I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.
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"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
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"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"
Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
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"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"
Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
Tested positive for needing a kiss.
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Looks like the results are in and the diagnosis is clear: a severe case of "kiss deficiency"! 💋 Time to prescribe some extra hugs and smooches to treat this ailment. Who knew that the best cure for a bad day was just a simple kiss away? 😘 #DoctorLove
It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
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"Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"