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Witty quote about gratitude and flies, with a humorous, playful vibe.

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Commentary:
"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged door, housefly, humor, i, joke, leaving, low, open, pest, running, thanks on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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