Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, just what I neededβmy personal fly-through drive-thru! ππͺ°πͺ" Related funny posts π€ I would like even faster food. If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on. 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there. The only way Iβm gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.