Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow. Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness. The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier. People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.