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Humorous quote about a reckless friend with poor food safety habits.

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Commentary:
Here's to that friend who thinks "expiration dates" are just "mild suggestions." 😂🥴🧀

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dangerously, food, food safety, friend, grasp, humor, loose, loose grasp, safety on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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