Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫 Related funny posts 🤝 Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection? Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.