That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.